"If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got!"
Here are some more below but what are your favourites?
"No-one ever excused his way to success"
"Damned if you do, bored if you don't"
"There's always free cheese in the mouse trap, but the mice there ain't happy"
"The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions"
"Of course it's hard. It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great"
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By the way: We occasionally get asked about our spelling. Swim Smooth is an Anglo-Australian company so we use British English spellings, we hope you catch our gist!